constard

retardr-tard
Somebody who always continues to be a retard despite always denying the fact that he/she is one.

"I find it really difficult to hold a half-decent conversation with him because he's such a constard!"

by Benji Vacunt June 25, 2008

cornstarch crusader

Just a funny thing to call white people

“them damn cornstarch crusaders are back in black people business again.. “

by stellaohlala January 26, 2022

Coinstar Drinking

When someone is out of paper cash, forcing them to cash in coins in order to buy alcohol. Common among college students.

Dude, i forgot i spent all my money, and i dont get paid untill next week, coinstar drinking?

by ATurnerYo January 27, 2010

Coinstar come up

When you make ten dollars or more from one trip to the coinstar.

Hey man I just made a coinstar come up were gettin drunk tonight!

by Vinny from Canfield February 22, 2011

Cornstabating

When a Pooley shoves a massive corn up his asshole and gains terminal constipation from then on. The greatest way to masterbate

OMG Grace was dead from cornstabating too much

by Pooleywoolwywoo May 21, 2018

Kentucky Cornstalk

A sexual position between two people where the male freezes some corn and slathers it with melted butter. The male fucks the women doggy style and puts the corn in her ass, the butter acts as a lubricant.

Male: Want to do the Kentucky Cornstalk tonight?
Woman: Sure, I'll get the corn.

by Jerry Longdick July 11, 2017

coonstar

1.(n.) koon-star - A star of adult films who is of African-American descent

2.(n.) The super high-tech space station powered by Jive and Malt Liquor that is the ultimate source of funk in the universe.

3.(v.) To go in one bodily orifice and come out a second during intercourse.

The coonstar descended upon hymietown and deployed a gaggle of coonstars that coonstarred their jewbag oppressors until their noses ripped open and their heads fell off. They then proceeded to steal their jew gold.

SOLID!

See also, "semi-sweet fucksauce"

by Angry Black Coon April 5, 2008