A very handsome gentleman who is very kind and loving but has abnormally large
balls but is still a great guy, but... he has a severe ear fetish.
Don't get near him when he's
horny, you'll most likely lose hearing in one ear, but he is very
cute and is a very generous lover. But Cornelius is also most likely to turn out as some sort of porn addict or pedophile, or if the case of Corneliusitus is serious enough, maybe even a rapist. Corneliusis not a very good guy after all, now that I think about it. He is a menace to society, and needs to be locked away forever. But Cornelius is still a very kind,
nice, and loving man, but needs to be hung publicly without trial.
Girl 1: "So how did your date
go Amanda?"
Girl
2: "Not so
great, I found out he is a Cornelius"
Girl 1: "Wtf is a Cornelius?"
