corker

an annoying nickname youve had since you were little.

Hey Corker. Do this and that.

by Bob February 26, 2005

Corker

At a gathering/party consisting of heterosexual males, if it is suspected that a few of them are homosexual, each heterosexual man acts as the corker and plugs his anus/rectum with a cork in order to prevent the forced unwanted entrance of a penis. The process of corking usually occurs in the early morning when mot heterosexual men are falling asleep.

Mike (Heterosexual Man): C'mon John, lets corker it up and hope Tiago and Danny don't decork us.
John (Heterosexual Man): Good thinking man. Lets cork it.

by Kap One July 31, 2007

Corker

A corker is a slang word for boner or erection

(Insert name here)’s got a corker

by HJFeeena July 17, 2019

‘Corker’

A ‘corker’ is person of Irish heritage, who, when challenged will do almost anything to prove the challenger wrong.

Passing the Tecumseh airport, a friend said to Mary, “I bet you don’t have the nerve to jump out of a plane! Mary, with an Irish temper as well as an Irishman’s unwillingness to pass on a dare, did do skydive for the first time and loved it. The friend could only shake his head at her crit, and said, “You are a ‘Corker’ Maryann!

by NormaJean63 October 16, 2018

corker kickback

An addition to a piece of legislation that gives a legislator financial incentive to vote YES on a bill.

A: "I thought Sen. Bob Smith was going to vote 'no' on the new tax bill."
B: "At the last minute, they added a corker kickback for him so now he's going to vote 'yes'."

by GoodCupOfCoffee April 21, 2018

Corker turd

The solid turd holding back the diarrhea. The solid turd before a blow out.

I thought everything was fine but once the corker turd passed, I couldn't get off the toilet.

by BigDaddy'sMermaid January 5, 2017

the corker

The act of drydocking someone in the boys bathroom in 5th grade and then administering one's deposits to the victim's pants. Usually performed totally naked and immediately after taking a shit.

Brian Volz: "hey it's cool, it's just the corker"

by angleddjango September 13, 2014