corker

A "corker" is nothing more than a funny joke that evokes laughter. All these other definitions are way off course.

Jim: "Did you hear the one about the..."?
Tim: "Yeah, that was a real corker!"

by Corker-Man November 11, 2009

corker

it is when a person sticks their thumb over the penis head when giving a handjob. when they blow it doesnt come out and blows their ball up.

the skanky bitch gave him a corker, and he is stuck in the hospital for 1 week.

by Phil McCrank May 24, 2005

corker

a man who eats avocados on a hot day while frying potatos

i am a corker

by god on holaday May 9, 2022

corker

an annoying nickname youve had since you were little.

Hey Corker. Do this and that.

by Bob February 26, 2005

State Corker

The State Trooper who drives 2 miles per hour below the speed limit on the interstate highway, causing everyone around him to drive 5 miles per hour slower, corking up traffic for miles in his wake

"Why so late?"

"Grrr... got stuck behind a State Corker for the last 15 miles! Everyone was hitting the brakes in a panic, and I just know the bastid was laughing at us all.

by gregor_y July 20, 2009

Throat Corker

1) Someone who enjoys receiving fellatio because their length allows them to give discomfort.

2) Term used to brag about one's penis size

"Hey baby, ever had your Throat Corked? I am a total Throat Corker"

by TheGooch November 3, 2009

corker kickback

An addition to a piece of legislation that gives a legislator financial incentive to vote YES on a bill.

A: "I thought Sen. Bob Smith was going to vote 'no' on the new tax bill."
B: "At the last minute, they added a corker kickback for him so now he's going to vote 'yes'."

by GoodCupOfCoffee April 21, 2018