cockitude

mooshing of "cocky attitude" into it's own word, play on the word-sound ("cocktoo'd"); an exaggerated, overblown cocky attitude meant to draw attention to the person possessing such.

First sighting:
"Someone really needs to start a celebrity database where retail employees can quickly check how much cockitude to expect from big shots." - Gizmodo.com article on celebrity raids of Apple Stores.

by corq May 13, 2005

cattitude

The superior attitude of a cat.

Person A: After petting my cat, Mr. Jingles, he nipped at me and walked away.

Person B: Sounds like he's got some serious cattitude!

by 4wrdthnkndad July 31, 2010

copstitute

A female who enjoys throwing themselves at police officers (regardless of looks,age, number of children, marital status or rank) much like a rock band groupie.

A young attractive female dates a police officer 30 years older who has had multiple heart attacks, a few divorces, several children, grandchildren and is not attractive. Hence she is a copstitute.

by JoeyAsbestos November 29, 2007

cuntitude

A cunty or cuntish attitude.

Lose the cuntitude, Karl!

by J April 1, 2005

Cuntitude

A port man teau between "attitude" and "cunt". Cuntitute is the measure of one's cunty aura.

"I wasn't even sure if she was talking about me , i may've misfired my cuntitude"

by The Sesh Gremlinz October 5, 2019

cattitude

Having the attitude like that of a cat

She has a cattitude.

by filterspam February 27, 2009

Claptitude

The measurement of how clapped someone is from 1 to 10

Your claptitude is off the scale my friend!

by MagicalBacon February 13, 2018