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Cootie

IPA pronunciation: 'ku ti (Koo tea)
Noun Plural: cooties ('ku tiz); alternate spelling: cooty
Originally coined in 1917, this was a British military slang term used during World War I for a body louse (the singular of body lice). This term came from the Malay word "kutu" which was used for parasitic insects that drink blood for nourishment.
In modern times this term is typically used by young boys to tease girls, though many who use it have no idea what it means or where it came from. Some even erroneously believe it's a type of STD.
"Aye, Timothy caught cooties on the battle field. He needs medical, ASAP."
"Stay away from me, you're gross! You have cooties!"
by Red Will B May 10, 2022
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Cooties

evil pests that dwell in the cooter.
Stay away from that bitch nigga, she got them cooties.
by Buckingbancon June 27, 2010
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cooties

Don't Make me give you cooties!
by jl32194 March 11, 2010
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Cooties

Cooties is a highly infectious disease, common between the ages of 5 and 12, which happens through the contact of saliva, generally by the mouth. Symptoms include a rash near or on the face, and sometimes even severe cases of toes dropping off.
Jimmy got cooties after kissing Amanda. Luckily, he only got the rash.
by Cootieluver33 October 12, 2015
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cooties

1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.
Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.
by Light Joker December 3, 2004
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cootie

(n) A louse, derived from the Malay word, kudu.
One of my classmates spread cooties to everyone in my second grade class.
by Heptune May 14, 2005
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cooty

a disease that only girls have! boys cannot get it because of their awesomeness!
ew that girl has a cooty!
by dippleknot August 7, 2007
mugGet the cootymug.

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