chopstache

a style of facial hair that is part beard, part mustache. Chop refers to the thick sideburns that blend into the mustache. Distinct from a full beard in that no hair is present on the chin or lower jaw.

Dude, William Hurt sported a sweet chopstache in the movie "The King".

by StretchOne December 11, 2007

Coinstacker

The worst person of all kind. It is known as the most derogatory term in all of American culture.

Do you see that guy stacking coins of there? He is such a coinstacker, god I wish he would lynch himself

by randomGeezer123 October 14, 2016

Poonstache

Also known as the "fagetstache". Poonstache's can be found on anyone that is a homosexual.

My brother has a poonstache the size of texas. YEE HAW!

Oh my god! Check out that dudes poonstache!

by JurassicJade January 29, 2008

Poonstache

The pubic hair that sticks out the side of a womans bathing suit or underwear.

What is taking Tina so long to get her bathing suit on?",... "She is in the bathroom trimming her poonstache so she looks presentable

by Rooaddss July 26, 2010

Poonstache

Sinse “poontang” is a common slang reference for women of a certain bent, “poonstache” refers to a man's stable of women that are always available to take care of him.

My current roommate has an expansive list of “poonstache” that are always available to him for any reason that he desires.

by Panchoman Jr. November 22, 2006

coontache

Countach. Nice way to describe a person that is usually known as a cunt.

That horrible person acted as a "coontache".

by set1instone May 19, 2014

Coontache

It's a nicer way of describing someone instead of directly calling them a cunt.

Dude, that chick is really pissing me off, she is such a coontache.

Honey, Please stop acting like a coontache

by Boomdog70 February 1, 2018