cootarded

1. A dumb blonde who is female; relating a woman (coota) and retardation (blonde)

2. One having no idea what to do whatsoever with vagina(s)

1. That beez is cootarded, she can't even count to 9

2. The 40 year old virgin is cootarded

by Stephan Hyphinator May 30, 2006

contarded

a combination of being conceited and retarded.

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.

by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006

contarded

of being contorted and/or retarded

diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!

by a. nonimouse July 6, 2003

Coolarded

A mixture of cool and retarded.

Csilla and Tori came up with the word on a boring night in year 8.

"Thats so fucking coolarded."

by Torisan December 26, 2008

comtarded

When your cable company promises to come out to fix your cable TV and Internet, and you apparently weren't home even though you were.

"Sounds like your service is Comtarded!"

by orangegeek May 21, 2008

contarded

Confused and retarded
When a individual doesn't know what theyre talking about.

She is so contarded and doesn't know anything

by josie321 March 3, 2016

Collarded

Getting Collarded is when your girl leaves you after meeting your friends cause they a bunch of hedonistic golf obsesses party bois who don't have time for her petty quandaries.

I took Samantha to dinner with the bois last week but got completely Collarded when she realised what kind of friends I have.

by Bobbi Longstockings June 13, 2018