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coolness factor

A measure by which you define just how cool a person really is: an 11, off the chain, or un-cool: a 0 lame . You can do this when your out, just by stating a number to your best buds coolness factor 11 who get the drill. Then, the clueless person is in the darkas to wtf you are talking about...unless they think they were the univited guest at your belching contest lol... as same rating scale applies.
For Instance: There are two Robert Hunter's, if you read the following:

"Robert Hunter, lyricist for the Grateful Dead, and solo performer, whose performance is heard here, and Robert Hunter, poet, author, journalist and co-founder of GreenPeace, whose picture is shown here, are two different people. Greenpeace's Bob Hunter lived in Vancouver BC. He is shown here sailing on the Phyllis Carmack on the way to protest US nuke testing in Alaska. He died of cancer in 2005. Singer-songwriter Robert Hunter is from San Fransisco Cal., and is still alive."

- I'd, their Coolness Factor is a draw , as well as off the charts! ...an 11 ... the Urban Dictionary Definition of Draw is an off the chain co-incidence - look up UD definitions of draw, and the other words in brackets, that are already defined... and your coolness factor will increase ! some words in brackets may just not have been properly defined yet, so you can help there! lmao The more brackets with UD definitions, the higher your coolness factor - unless you plan to put your own twist on those definitions later.
by Coop Keeper November 16, 2013
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Coolness

Coolness was founded on the TV show Parker Lewis Can't Lose. This show was originally based on the teenage cult classic Ferris Buelers Day Off, however the writers stepped up and earned their paychecks and made something special. Like many FOX comedies that suffer without a real audience (Family Guy, Arrested Development), PLCL died in obscurity. Coolness itself doesn’t denote supreme awesomeness. Instead it connotates a very chill relaxed attitude.
"That girl keeps walking by and checking you out..."
"Coolness, give it a while, let her sweat it out"
by Beefy10128 December 28, 2005
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Coolness

One's attractiveness in society as determined by their amount of win. For men, it's the equivalent of having a ridonck b'donk-a-donk.
Wow that man's coolness level is over 9000, so if he was a girl, I'd tap that ass.
by delarock February 20, 2010
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Coolness

rather than deciding for themselves what theyre into, townies decide to "like" what their mates like and what the charts tell them to like. this is for 2 reasons: 1. theyre afraid they will lose friends, and 2. theyre afraid that if they make decisions for themselves they will be uncool.

And then there are emos, who, instead of making decisions for themselves, they try to be as different as possible from the crowd, and end up looking and being exactly the same as eachother.

the only true route coolness is to be unique and decide for yourself what you like, and have reasons for liking that and being able to accept other peoples opinions and not have arguements
townie 1: i like 50 ceny
townie 2: me too!

cool person 1: i like kaiser chiefs!
emo 1: i hate them!

emo 2: i like dashboard confessional
emo 1: i prefer taking back sunday
emo 2: me too!

cool person 2: i like coldplay
cool person 1: yeah, theyre quite cool.

townies and emos have not achieved coolness
goths, grungers, roodbois, etc have NEARLY achieved coolness

people that are unique but listen to other peoples opinions have achieved coolness

if everyone in the world achieved coolness, then people would be able to use the above labels without being hated by people without that label. labels are a way of trying to be unique, but they often fail due to the human obsession with rivalry.
by joeeeeeeeee April 15, 2006
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gang of coolness

A group of peeps in E-town, alberta which are "gangsta's"
they all have gangsta names like
sarizzle(sarah), p-diddy(paulina aka inka), j-bott(julia), gee gee unit(georgia), ebo(erin), a-split(alyssa), m-straight(mary), c-dog(courtney,and j-slut(joyce). These people may think that there gangsters, but there not even close =)
person one-aw that sarizzle is one biotch!

person two-oh dont even go there girl! shes in the Gang of Coolness!!!!!
by guess? March 15, 2005
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coolnessadoodles with pie

very very cool!
The cheese was very coolnessadoodles with pie.
by Jessica Brown September 29, 2003
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The Coolness

None other than the absolute cool.
An (at the time) original, descriptive term. During the years of Ultima Online's prime, an MMORPG developed by OSI (Origin Systems Inc - though later taken over by EA), there was a player by the name of "the Sickness".

This character caused great distress to many people, so in response, the great Boba Fett/Magneto/Seifer/GM Cool Guy along with Spymaster, Ad Avis, Ice Trey and Mad Monk decided it was about time to fix his little red wagon.

Thus, The Coolness was made in a satiric attempt to poke fun at "The Sickness" and his brother "The Illness".

This was, of course, before "coolness" was even a viable word for internet or real life usage. Years down the road I hear it all of the time. It caught on very quick. While I don't think I can claim origination of the word, I can definitely say I spread it to a large portion of people on Lake Superior. Especially that wonderful, Y-Wing shaped town of Moonglow. :-)
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