a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.
by eboyd32 June 26, 2007
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by mysteriousman July 19, 2004
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JK: "Oh boy... wait till you hear TM's latest tale of coochmastery."
TM: "I just had a threesome in my dorm lastnight. The third girl that was there chickened out, but later on we showered together and I conquered it."
CP: "Wait... you're not a virgin?"
TM: "I just had a threesome in my dorm lastnight. The third girl that was there chickened out, but later on we showered together and I conquered it."
CP: "Wait... you're not a virgin?"
by Kleezy March 13, 2010
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Get the coolester mug.Noun. This word is a simple combination of the word cock, in the euphimistic sense refering to the penis of a human male, and the word master.
It is an insult used to question the sexuality of the targeted person, who is usually male, or to express general disdain for them.
It is an insult used to question the sexuality of the targeted person, who is usually male, or to express general disdain for them.
by pete August 10, 2004
Get the cockmaster mug.the act of being a shit face and loving cock at the same time(a homo asshole) that wont shut the fuck up
fuckin billy was being a shit face cockmaster so i slapped the shit out of him then teabag the fuck out of his face
by ed is awesome June 18, 2008
Get the shit face cockmaster mug.Pioneered in early 2005, cockmaster flash is a derogatory term used in place of a proper name for an individual expressing all the traits of a cockmaster.
It is doubly insulting of the indivudal dislikes hip-hop.
It is doubly insulting of the indivudal dislikes hip-hop.
by Saucy March 13, 2005
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