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Cockitude

To be in the state of ignorant bliss strutting ones junk not giving a fuck.
I say Jane , look at Mr Darcy in his banana hammock strutting his male pride giving zero fucks . His Cockitude knows no bounds
by Shatbuff July 12, 2019
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chooki

If someone is pretty or good-looking "she's chooki"
by melody apples February 24, 2013
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cockilicious

Adjective to describe a guy who is well hung and whose beautiful cock and balls look as good buldging from within his underwear or pants as they do flopping out naked.
"Hey, look at that cockilicious guy jogging along the beach in wet white speedos!!"
by silkpouch September 10, 2007
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Choking Casper

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015
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Cookie Dance

The dance Jesse does every time he eats a cookie on Prank vs Prank
MMM This is good
Im going to cookie dance
im out

wawa run saaan
by mtbdude January 13, 2013
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Cookie Circle

A group of dudes get in a circle around a cookie and jerk off, the last one to jizz has to eat the delicious treat...
Cassandra H. and the boys had a great cookie circle tpday. She was a fantastic cookie.
by JakeMcclusky April 19, 2011
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blowing the cookie monster

Vaping with sweet smelling pods, especially those with the aroma of cookies.
These damn kids today are always hiding in the school bathroom stalls blowing the Cookie Monster.
by Bogrimm May 11, 2018
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