broa constrictor

A bro who incessantly takes all the fun out of brotivities and totally ignores brotocol.

David: "Man this club is totally brotastic lets go play ice hockey on the dance floor wit da ladies"

Brandon: "Nah that's gay we should go read a book without any ladies"

David: "Quit bein such a broa constrictor!"

by Brobediah & Broba Fett October 11, 2010

contrived

something planned to look spontaneous

Bill sounded so contrived when he pleaded not guilty

by shaun holbert December 4, 2003

bowl constrictor

a large, snake-like bowel movement that requires plunging and several flushes to send it on its' way. Most embarrassing when it rears its' ugly head on an away game.

double flusher dookie deuce dump poop pooh doo-doo turd poo caca bowl constrictor

by pinkhaus March 17, 2009

boa constrictor

A snake that is orignally from Central and south America. Many of these species are available to purchase from breeders.

Look at that albino Boa Constrictor, that bitch is SICK!!!

by Ramalamham August 24, 2005

contrite

feeling or expressing remorse or penitence; affected by guilt

( Contrite ) feeling or expressing remorse or penitence; affected by guilt

by joestpaul March 18, 2014

constripulos

underachiever; also to use words in the wrong context.

You are so irritatingly constripulos.

by Michael Johnson September 1, 2003

Construdent

When a person is reenacting an event falsely, they are being "construdent." Manipulating or stretching the truth about an occurrence.

When Britni said, "I have read over 10,000 books this past year." I told her to stop being so "construdent."

by coreylee April 22, 2011