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by Jeff June 12, 2003
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Atlanta Urinal Constipation

An alternate name for the Atlanta Journal-Constitution.
Cynthia Tucker is a columnist for the Atlanta Urinal Constipation.
by Spicy Joker September 22, 2009
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Constipation

The act of not being able to squeeze a terd out it is probably just as bad as having a baby, results in horrible cramps, possible infection, and even sometimes the need of having something stuck up your ass.
I once was extremely constipated and didnt poop for a week and nothing would work, no enemas, supositories, laxatives, nothing.... so what they did was bring me to the hospital, stuck a tube down my nose in to my stomach and pumped an unbelievable ammount of laaxative in to me... 4 liters. I shat for 12 hours and after all the poo was clear i shat water wow what a fun time.
by APfromMSP April 30, 2005
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Constipation

The state where taking a shit is hard and it hurts like a mother fucker!
Help me god! I CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING SHIT!!!

In German it is called: Farfrompoopin.
by Fart Matser August 24, 2003
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Consummate Liar

Your ability is top drawer--rarely does anyone lie as CONVINCINGLY or as ARTISTICALLY as you do. Your skill has, in short, reached the zenith of perfection. Indeed, your mastery of the art is so GREAT that your LYING is ALMOST ALWAYS crowned with success--and you have no trouble seducing an unwary listener into BELIEVING that you are telling gospel truth..(Reference: by Norman Lewis, Word Power Made Easy)
Dee-dee is such a Consummate Liar, she made us believe that she was Arthur's long time girlfriend.
by ~sweet_vengeance~ January 13, 2010
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Constipated

When you're full of crap, and you don't give a shit
John was full of crap, but he couldn't shit, he was constipated
by Mystic_Snowfang June 25, 2009
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Curly Haired Constipated Fuck

Curly Haired Constipated Fuck is one of the tributes from The Hunger Games. He is played by Ethan Jamieson, and his "nickname" arose from the tumblr blog "badlydrawnhungergames" who fell in love with him and named him Curly Haired Constipated Fuck.
by TRIBUTE June 18, 2012
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