Confucked

Really fucking confused

Bro I don’t know what’s going on, I’m confucked.

by Iannsagod2 February 27, 2020

Confuckered

Seriously twisted, fucked up situation/person/place/thing.

This is one confuckered website!

by WeirdAuntMartha November 1, 2003

CrossFucked

That moment when you realize you should have scaled a CrossFit WOD because it's days later and you still can't walk down a flight of stairs or participate fully in activities of daily living.

I can't go to the bathroom without using the towel rack to pull myself up. I CrossFucked myself.

by xfitnutty September 1, 2012

Coffucked up

Receiving a free coffee from a coffee shop because the barista fucked up someone elses order.

Would you like this large double double aswell? I coffucked up an order earlier.

by Masterstache Graphics November 5, 2016

Confuckled

Confused beyond fuck.

What the hell is going on here? I'm confuckled.

by tweek45345 February 12, 2013

Confuckerated

Means the same as fucked up but sounds cooler, like how bitch is a cooler word for female.

Man 1: This is so fucked up.
Man 2: You mean confuckerated. :o
Man 1: You sounded so fucking cool then.

by cheesemastersam November 5, 2008

Confuckled

Momentary retardation coupled with utter confusion. The state of being confuckled.

1. Nancy is so confuckled.
2. Herb confuckles the piss out of me.

by anklemeat December 19, 2011