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Concert Cuckold

a.The individual (usually male) holding a girl on his shoulders at a concert to facilitate her "flashing".

b. Degree of which being proportional to the amount of photography and strangers copping a feel.
Dave held his wife Mary-Sue on his shoulders at the Lynard Skynard concert so she could flash the band. The crowd all took pictures and felt her up. Dave was a really big Concert Cuckold!
by GunslingerX February 17, 2009
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conference whore

A female who attends a work conference under the pretense of business, but in reality sees it solely as an opportunity to get drunk and bang a new guy, preferably a married one.
Oh look! Sarah, the conference whore from Lantana Consulting, has set her sights on yet another married man at this HL7 working group meeting!
by Bond Architect September 7, 2013
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Gosh, I'm feeling down. No wait, now im happy, there's Conleth.
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kurtis conner

hes they one of THEE hottest youtubers on youtube. He's an amazing guy and honestly never gets boring.
you : "who's the hottest and funniest youtuber ever?"
me: kurtis conner
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kurtis conner

person a: wait, kurtis conner is a part of wallows right?
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post-concert syndrome

The condition developed by some concertgoers after a concert which causes them to feel the urge to buy the entire artist/band's discography and obsess over every detail of their history. This condition typically lasts 1-2 months after the concert, or until the person has acquired everything associated with the band.
Ryan: Hey, what's with Bill?
Dave: He just got back from the Van Halen concert. He's got post-concert syndrome.
Ryan: Oh, that explains having Panama on repeat for the past 6 days.
by C. Hunter May 3, 2012
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Post Concert Depression

Post Concert Depression; otherwise known as PCD,

The feeling you get straight after/the day after/up to 2 months after you go to any concert.

Symptoms include:

1. The desire to relive the concert
2. Thoughts similar to "They were right there!" or "I’m never going to see them again!"

3. Emotional pain when listening to the artist's music

Post concert depression can last up to a week, depending on the severity of the concert. However even after a long time, listening to the artist's music may cause a relapse.
"I have such bad post concert depression after that You Me At Six concert!"
by the one who says hi July 12, 2014
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