concereded

When my friends wont stop making weird jokes and eating hair

Guys I'm concereded.

by Greenbeanboiz November 3, 2020

Cockered

When you get something sharp in your eyes.

Sir what happened?

I GOT A NEEDLE IN MY EYE

I see you got a cockered

by BottomDop February 20, 2022

Connered

When that one great friend takes you out on a weeknight and you end up getting completely hammered drunk and basically unable to work the next day

I got Connered last night - there is no way I am turning the camera on in this damn Zoom meeting

by armandoariago May 12, 2022

Chonkered

Extremely fucking high

"ahhh shit man, that za got me absolutely chonkered"

by YodielandEnthusiast July 25, 2024

cockered

(adjective)
1. The expression of being concerned over your or another guy's genitals.
2. Flabbergasted but with the circumstance of being a guy or just having a cock.

1. I'm cockered, I think I have erectile dysfunction.
2. I'm cockered about the latest news today.

by antibodydeficiency April 18, 2024