Conjurgled

The word one uses when they are either too drunk or stupid to say contorted.

Your head was all conjurgled in that picture!

by Alicia156 December 27, 2010

Conragler

A word you can call any race, in which they will be offended by it.

I don't care what you just said but you're acting like a real Conragler right now Tom.

by TheLordSaviorKrispie January 29, 2017

conjoggle

this is a term used to describe the event of running into a marathon and seeing how many shoes you can steal off the runners.
also a term used to describe slapping a chicken drumstick in the face of a rhino. a hippo is also acceptable too.

only 10 more days till i can go conjoggle in the marathon.
i loved the safari i went on. i must have conjoggled lots of beasts.

by mike blown January 21, 2008

Bonjangles

The sweetest guy you will ever meet, funny, kind. And I will always love him. With all of my heart.

Bonjangles, you are my world. I love you.

by EllieBray. October 16, 2011

Confangled

1. Something so awe inspiringly stupid/idiotic/shameful that one cannot even attempt to utter a word.
2. An insult/comeback so powerfully mean one cannot hope to reply in any way other than to stand there, mouth agape, and possibly cry and/or fight the other person.

Example 1: Ionce heard that a man cut off his own penis to please his wife. I was confangled.

Example 2:

Skinny guy: Motherfucker, I swear that I will be That Guy.
Fat dude: Shut up you anorexic, smelly-ass motherfucker.
Skinny Guy: Alright, you fat some of a bitch, you know why your mother died? The same reason you're going to: A clogged fucking heart! You're ugly and fat inside and out, Iand I can't believe that there is a kind and loving God. Why, you may ask? Because no benevolent God of any religion would create something as nasty as you.
Fat guy: ... 8Begins crying and fighting skinny guy*

by The Nobody. January 29, 2009

confanger

to be sarcastic to someone, then they are sarcastic back, but you think they are serious

"hey nice ass"
"you think so?"
"NO! i wasn't serious"
"yo neither was I...CONFANGER"

by Amanda September 2, 2003

Comangled

When people are linked too each other in random ways.

When random objects are put together and made into something.

Damn, how did Joe get comangled with that group of people?

by ~A~ October 14, 2008