pelvic congestion

The female version of blue balls.

Pelvic congestion is extremely painful.

by 34235235 May 31, 2006

congestive butt failure

an example of vandalism to Wikipedia

Johnson returned in 1996 and remained co-host until his death of complications from congestive butt failure and diabetes on March 2, 1999. He farted too much.

by VarietyPerson April 16, 2011

emotional congestion

The feeling of not quite knowing how you feel but knowing its not a good emotion.

A: how are you feeling?
B: 'idk i kinda feel like i have emotional congestion.'
Or 'idk i kinda feel emotionally congested.'

by that_typical_guy November 02, 2022

Congestive

what a sexy dumb blonde biaatch!!

*walks into door*
wot a congestive wannabe :S:S::S

by loooooooooooolhi September 03, 2008

Chili Congestion

What happens when you eat spicy chili.

Man that chili dog i ate at the Doghouse on Central Ave. gave me a serious case of chili congestion.

by p-ro May 10, 2020

Congestion Errection

When a sneeze gives you a boner

I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection

by Get away dad! April 01, 2019

Butt congestion

When you have like, a lot of gas. But it won't come out.

Yo I got mad butt congestion. My ass bouta blow up

My anus can't handle all of this butt congestion.

by OKAYYYYY February 04, 2016