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concealed bitchery

A practice performed by many girls nowadays. It is characterized by when a girl pretends to be nice on the surface and smiles often, but is a pretentious bitch underneath that superficial disguise.
James: Hey Laura, what's up?
Laura: Nothing much, what's up with you? How was that concert last night?
James: It was great! Ugh, I don't know how to do this math problem.
Laura: How could you not get this? It's so easy, lol.
James: Oh, ok...

Conrad: Isn't Laura awesome?
James: No way dude, she practices concealed bitchery.
by Bartholomew Pickleboob December 15, 2013
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muffin top concealer

Those shirts that girls always wear that are tights at the top and then flow out over their muffin top. They think they are tricking you and hiding the muffin top that lurks under those folds of fabric.
Guy 1: That girl over there is hot
Guy 2: That's because she is wearing a muffin top concealer and her muffin top is hidden.
Guy 1: Touche
by Ruff Butt Wrangler May 14, 2011
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Concealer chav lips

The act of covering your lips in concealer to look baller but really you look like you have just motted out a ghost
Josie thought she looked amazing with her concealer chav lips on her 30th birthday
by Welshytom June 12, 2020
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congeal

Solidify or coagulate, esp. by cooling: "the blood had congealed into blobs".

Take shape or coalesce, esp. to form a satisfying whole: "the ballet failed to congeal as a single oeuvre".
"There are many countervailing forces in America. They congeal into two political parties."
by The Taxi Dog January 17, 2012
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Organic Penis Congealer

Organic Penis Congealer marketed and sold under the name OPC. A powdery compound created from grape seed extract and pushed by network marketers and MLM companies that promises to be a cure-all and sold for an inflated price.
Man, I've been taken that OPC stuff my brother sold me to help my diabetes, but it's made my penis hard as a rock. That shit should really be called Organic Penis Congealer. My girlfriend loves it!
by MayorPogo May 13, 2010
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Condesledding

The movement of a glass due to the condensation around it.
"Is there a word for when you set your glass down and it scoots across the table on its condensation?"
"Condesledding"
by blameitonchemo November 26, 2009
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congeal

congeal: verb (fr. gelé) To signify a state of mental numbness provoked by the absorption of licit and illicit mind altering substances.
by Marcus Macdonald May 22, 2008
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