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Luke- "Hey Josh, are you and Ashley dating?"
Josh- "Kinda, no, yes, I don't really know, it's confusicated."
Luke- "Oh, I guess I understand."
Josh- "Kinda, no, yes, I don't really know, it's confusicated."
Luke- "Oh, I guess I understand."
by colton the flying monkey November 13, 2011
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Some signs and symptoms are, but not limited to: rambling; someone who walks up a down escalator;a person who says random things that make no sense; someone who, when inside an elevator, stands right in front of the elevator door and faces the back; someone who doesn't understand how to balance, talk without slurs, and cannot hold eye contact; a person that doesn't know why they woke up in the bed of this creepy weird old man.
The only known cure for a confusinated f*** is a firm, and powerful bitch slap.
Some signs and symptoms are, but not limited to: rambling; someone who walks up a down escalator;a person who says random things that make no sense; someone who, when inside an elevator, stands right in front of the elevator door and faces the back; someone who doesn't understand how to balance, talk without slurs, and cannot hold eye contact; a person that doesn't know why they woke up in the bed of this creepy weird old man.
The only known cure for a confusinated f*** is a firm, and powerful bitch slap.
(waking up to a naked creepy weird old man right after you buy a new house)
Dude: what the.. why da.. oh my god your naked! Why are you in my bed?
weird old man: I came with the house, you confusinated F***.
Dude: what the.. why da.. oh my god your naked! Why are you in my bed?
weird old man: I came with the house, you confusinated F***.
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Sue: hey do u wana g 2 the mall l8r
Blondie: sure
Sue: kk Ill pick u up at 6
Blondie:no i g2g2 a dentist at 5
Sue: r u sure cause if u come jack will leave and if jack leaves Stephanie and Ryan will totaly come and then jen will leave and i invited her out of pitty.
Blondie: wait I'm confustrated.
Sue: hey do u wana g 2 the mall l8r
Blondie: sure
Sue: kk Ill pick u up at 6
Blondie:no i g2g2 a dentist at 5
Sue: r u sure cause if u come jack will leave and if jack leaves Stephanie and Ryan will totaly come and then jen will leave and i invited her out of pitty.
Blondie: wait I'm confustrated.
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