Confucked

When your comp gets fucked up by Conficker, the virus.

1: Hey man theres this virus here called Conficker on my comp...
2: Hahahhaha you got confucked!

by Lolzorznager April 1, 2009

Confucked

This is what happens when you are both confused and fucked at the same time.

I went to the Dr. today and he told me I had "Jumping Frenchman Disorder", I was totally confucked.

by humantheory November 7, 2011

Confucked

To conform, but to be forced into the situation.

Society wants you to conform, but you will eventually end up being confucked.

by catfood69 August 18, 2016

CONFUCKED

when ur all fucked up (high,drunk) and u get confuzd

man i can do shit im to confucked another Example man i cant even type im to confucked for this shit

by TommyLee A. Graves A . K . A joker May 9, 2008

CONFUCKED

tHERE IS NO ALTERNATE YOU ARE FUCKED.

yOUR HUSBAND CAUGHT YOU IN BED WITH ANOTHER MAN, YOU ARE CONFUCKED.

by CAN'T GO HOME September 4, 2009

Confucked

A hybrid of Confused and Fucked, when your brain is at the absolute point where you’re so mind-fucked and confused you have no idea what is going on.

Dude, I’m so confucked right now...

by Daaavsdaman March 14, 2019

Confucked

1. When you're confused on what to do but you're fucked no matter what you choose to do

2. Really fucking confused

1. When someone is dating two people and had to choose one of them, yet they both find out anyways, that person is confucked

2. When people ask why it Arkansas instead of Ar-kansas

by RandomAnxiousPerson June 15, 2018