Confucked

When your comp gets fucked up by Conficker, the virus.

1: Hey man theres this virus here called Conficker on my comp...
2: Hahahhaha you got confucked!

by Lolzorznager April 1, 2009

Confucked

This is what happens when you are both confused and fucked at the same time.

I went to the Dr. today and he told me I had "Jumping Frenchman Disorder", I was totally confucked.

by humantheory November 7, 2011

Confucked

To conform, but to be forced into the situation.

Society wants you to conform, but you will eventually end up being confucked.

by catfood69 August 18, 2016

CONFUCKED

when ur all fucked up (high,drunk) and u get confuzd

man i can do shit im to confucked another Example man i cant even type im to confucked for this shit

by TommyLee A. Graves A . K . A joker May 9, 2008

CONFUCKED

tHERE IS NO ALTERNATE YOU ARE FUCKED.

yOUR HUSBAND CAUGHT YOU IN BED WITH ANOTHER MAN, YOU ARE CONFUCKED.

by CAN'T GO HOME September 4, 2009

Confucked

Confused and thinking what the fuck about something you don’t understand

“Can you teach me how to shit” - ur mom
._. *blank face* - you
“Why you look so confucked”- ur mom

by Dizzy_izzy_whores March 5, 2020

Confucked

Confused only with different letters at the end of the name.

Im so confucked!
You have confucked me!
Dont Confuck me!

by Rave in a box March 23, 2009