confapulation

The conscious, convenient and willful filling in the gaps of information and/or facts to suit one's needs, purpose or agenda. The ensuing sense of personal intense, short-lived pleasure and satisfaction one receives from having done so, much like engaging in masturbation. A means of spreading lies, half-truths and innuendo for a political end and feeling great about having done so.

"Eager to do whatever he could to help boost his candidate's sagging poll numbers, John wasn't beyond engaging in a little old-fashioned political confapulation to try and help reverse his candidate's sliding numbers, knowing what he was saying about the other candidate was completely false."

by wordsmith08 October 27, 2008

confratulations

A form of congratulations that is only warranted after completing a fratty activity.

confratulations lets do another around

by fratfratfratfrat June 6, 2010

concrapulations

Offering congratulations on a crap well-done.

Mike, upon exiting the bathroom: "Oh man, that was a good one."
Joe: "Concrapulations."

by Nugget77 August 29, 2008

Confabulation

A speech; discourse.

I fell asleep during his confabulation.

by Herman D. Optional July 29, 2004

Confabulation

1) Wagging your chin
2) Making a holla
3) Generally being a lyrical don!!!

dudes, jens all like confabulating up the crowd! Confabulation

by Jazzy Jim July 24, 2008

Conjaculations

A witty retort to someone who is

Bragging about his good fortune

Conjaculations on your new

Yacht,

"Chaz"

by Laslo420 May 19, 2021

Condadulations

An expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another's Dad, particularly if they're hot.

Condadulations Derek, your old man has a fuckin' whopper on him.

by SickTitties December 3, 2011