michael conforto

Outfielder, and number 30 for the New York Mets. He is one fine lookin man and can swing a baseball bat like it's nobody's business. This man is art and is better than Aaron Judge of the New York Stankees.

Wow did you see Michael Conforto hit another homerun last night?

by wowthatsalowprice August 31, 2017

confodoma

When your penis wraps all the way around your waist and then enters into your own rectum.

Pronounced:
Con-faw-da-maw

"When I got drunk I woke up with a confodoma."

by Dr. Aarben October 25, 2012

Shy/Asshole Confusion

Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.

Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.

Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-

Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.

by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008

Tea Party Confederate

A small faction of the Tea Party that is extremely racist and are generally birthers. They have claimed Obama is Muslim in addition to other ridiculous allegations. Found primarily in southern U.S. states like Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia, they often can be seen attending Klan rallies and Neo-Confederate gatherings in addition to mailbombing members of congress.

During the government shutdown, a group of Tea Party Confederates gathered in front of the White House waving Confederate flags and shouting racial slurs.

by De-Foxifier December 1, 2013

Champagne confetti

To squirt. Female ejaculation.

You won't regret me
Champagne confetti
I wanna see it
In motion
In 3D
-JungKook of BTS

by Xo_MissVee September 28, 2023

Confucius

(Not literally) a confused person even though this person probably should be as cognizant a famous Chinese philosopher

Whoa whoa slow down I'm Confucius

by Pap¡ October 21, 2016

Confused him

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021