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Sex Condor

A condor that is used to help prevent the making of children. It has a tendency to screech at a pitch that renders sperm infertile. A great alternative to the condom.
My buddy and his girlfriend were having sex in his dorm room when I walked by to hear a loud screeching noise. I busted in and realized that he was just having safe sex using his sex condor.
by Landfillian March 22, 2009
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looks like the clouds are out of condoms

the equivalent of saying its going to rain/snow soon best be preparwd
Carl, looks like the clouds are out of condoms again best be prepared as it going to rain soon
by staples are tasty July 21, 2021
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Connorsaurus

That connorsaurus went all crazy on me when i stole its food.
by Meteorax December 4, 2009
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Flying Condor

This can only occur during/after coitus on a top bunk, or a place which is elevated. After cumming on the recipient, rip a feathered pillow so the feathers stick so they look like a condor, then make them fly by kicking (or shoving, depending on the girth of the party) them out of bed. They will fly for a second or two before crashing into the ground as a heaping pile of feathers.
Flying Condor: Shamed by feathers.
by Whitey McRosenski July 30, 2009
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condomsation

When a man ejaculates inside a condom, and moisture particles form on the outside of the condom.
I hate the hassle of dealing with the contraceptive after condomsation has occured.
by rcebr April 26, 2011
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niggas with no condoms

niggas with no condoms is the definition of (mainly) a black male but very rarely a black female whoms't've passed the boof whilst going in raw and contracting 7 std's and aids and hiv and niggas with no condom syndrome
Man, Darius, Jerome, Jamal, Tyrone, and Jaquavis all fucked Shaqueefiusmagdonaldmaximusprime raw, they must be niggas with no condoms.
by Big Nigga with no condom November 13, 2018
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Condorse

I condorse my product.
by CasperWyo March 9, 2017
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