Condomplating

The next step after contemplating coitous: raw or nah?

Effboy: “Yo I got her in the bedroom bro, I’m condomplating a rubber or nah”

Dudebro: “Nah fam you don’t want no kids it ain’t worth it”

Effboy: “You right”

by Gthesavagebear October 13, 2017

Condomsation

The moisture outside of a condom.

Damn! There was a lot of condomsation last night.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

condolulations

an expression of joy in the success or good fortune of another combined with an expression of sympathy to someone who is experiencing pain arising from death, deep mental anguish, or misfortune.

Someone tells you they are having a baby but you are not sure that they meant/want to be pregnant: "I would like to offer my deepest condolulations"

by blamo54 December 19, 2012

condomsation

The feeling you get whilst wearing a condom.

Rob's room was heavy with condomsation.

John exclaimed "That was the best condomsation I've ever felt"

by kevinmcgangbang September 15, 2009

Condolations

When a situation calls for condolences for one and congratulations for someone else.

You're parents got a promotion and they are moving out of state leaving you alone.
"Hey great news about your Moms promotion, oh, sorry you're going to be alone here aren't you? Condolations...

by Steve Day December 30, 2008

Condomplation

The process of deciding whether or not to use a condom.

Dude 1: "So did you wear a rubber last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude but it was a tough choice, I was stuck in condomplation for a good five minutes."

by ToxSick133 December 8, 2012

Contopulation

Contopulation; a variation of the word Contopulate

"Sorry you have the disease Contopulation"

by ElSentientWindow July 21, 2020