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Condomplation

The process of deciding whether or not to use a condom.
Dude 1: "So did you wear a rubber last night?"
Dude 2: "Yeah dude but it was a tough choice, I was stuck in condomplation for a good five minutes."
by ToxSick133 December 8, 2012
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blanket condemnation

The "overall" or "all-encompassing" disapproving verbal statement that Lucy vanPelt --- and Miss Othmar, too, apparently --- made regarding Linus's precious "yard of outing-flannel".
Before Lucy makes too big of a blanket condemnation of Linus's fabric-related "affliction", perhaps she should run a quick reality-check on her OWN life and see how many insecurities that SHE HERSELF has... she merely reacts to them in a different (and often far-more-upsetting/destructive!) way, such as screaming,. punching,. kicking things, etc., but she has said sensitivities all the same.
by QuacksO November 12, 2019
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condomsation

A term used to describe the feeling of sex when a condom is used. Impotence or erectile dysfunction directly related to the use of a condom.
"Last night I was banging Tracy and I just couldn't get off. That's never happened to me before. It must have been condomsation."
by byrdie75 January 16, 2009
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Condomsation

Any kind wetness associated with a condom whether inside or out of the condom. The substance and how it came to be may vary. May also be used any way you Damn well please.
Rachel slipped on the condomsation Andrew left on the bathroom floor after his lovefest with Samantha.
by sweet baby Ray October 4, 2014
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Condomsation

When you have really hot sweaty sex and the condom gets extremely wet
Guy: Damn girl that was intense, look at the condomsation
by Ninjapanda93 May 27, 2016
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Condomsation

Noun: when K-Mart is having a secial on condoms, and its just a huge sensation
Bro, are you gonna hit up the condomsation this weekend? There bout to be some fine ass bitches in there looking for dick.
by TnG'sBitch April 25, 2011
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public condomnation

1. The act of performing "raincoated" intercourse in front of a crowd of people, to demonstrate/promote the practice of safe sex.

2. Noisy/widespread denouncement of latex-based birth control in favor of abstinence or rhythm-based copulation. In this case, the term is often uttered in a sarcastic/disgusted tone, where the speaker feels that the outspoken actor is behaving hypocritically, since he himself either does not actually practice celibacy/safe sex, or he does other obnoxious/abrasive/irresponsible actions in his own life that cause others far more burden/emotional pain/distress than would be produced by young lovers' having sex while wearing protection.
I get so totally turned off by those bible-blabbers and their public condomnations on the radio every week , especially when we all know that a good half of them secretly screw around themselves when nobody's watching!
by QuacksO October 27, 2015
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