condoleeza rice

the smell when you shit on your hand

dude1: whats that smell?!? did u just shit on your hand?

dude2: yea, now it smells like condoleeza rice!

by Goodguy555 November 18, 2009

condoleeza rice

President of the United States in 2008.

The one who kicks Clinton's ass.

by MasterChiefll July 19, 2005

Condoleeza Rice Krispies

Breakfast cereal with some side-effects. Manufactured by Bush-Lovers United Food Federation (BLUFF) this product enables the eater to talk crap, backtrack, and look desperate at every opportunity. WARNING: eating this cereal will seriously alter the positioning of your front teeth....permanently.

Once upon a time there was a little girl called Condoleeza. Her mom got her some Condoleeza Rice Krispies and she ate 'em all up. Then she morphed into a suit-wearing, buck-toothed Bush-gimp who has now become happy to be a Presidential puppet with Dubya twitching her strings. My, betcha moms proud of you now Condo!!!!

by clairem December 24, 2008