condesunshine

Trying to get someone to see the bright side of their crappy situation, instead of acknowledging their feelings and letting them grieve/ mourn/ be disappointed, etc. A portmanteau of "condescend" and "sunshine."

Don't parade on my rain. It's rude to condesunshine.

by fabralind May 28, 2021

The Condesce

A really thicc hot fish milf
She used The Psiioniic as a living battery lmao
She's like, the Empress of all of Alternia lol

The Condesce is kinda bitchy but also a milf so-

by DarkyLmao January 30, 2022

condescending

1. To descend to the level of one considered inferior; lower oneself.

2. Thinkin' your shit don't smell

3. To deal with people in a patronizingly superior manner.

Those who thought they were honoring me by condescending to address a few words to me. --F. W. Robinson.

by DFiddy October 22, 2003

Condementimacy

A close attachment to rarely used condements found in the fridge that the owner has a hard time throwing out. Often related to black lid syndrome.

"Will I ever eat this mango chutney? yes. I might...Do I need 2 openned jars of grainny dijon? Maybe. Is that fur on the red pepper jelly? Will my condementimacy get in the way of a meaningful lunch?"

by mo-yo December 29, 2006

Condescendilicious

Deliciously condescending.

1: Am I being condescending? ... That means to talk down to.
2: *evil stare*
1: Mmmm, condescendilicious.

by Craig Howarth August 26, 2007

condescending asshole

A person who uses their own incompetence and ignorance as a basis for insulting someone.

"You work out to compensate for not being enough."
"Actually, she's deaf, severely dyslexic and unemployed, and I don't want her to have to live off welfare... condescending asshole."

by werdhoofen November 18, 2013

conevuzela

When you hold a traffic cone to the end of a vuvuzela, thus amplifying the sound.

Graham played the last post using his conevuzela. It was epic.

by ljhtbs10 September 12, 2010