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compestion

When you're depressed and want to kill yourself in school and you try to spell competition, but it comes out as compestion
N: what word is that?

J:its competition
N: no it's not look again
J: oh it's compestion
by DonkeyRider27 February 21, 2018
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Comparetto

can be used interchangably with the word 'sexy'.
He's just so comparetto
by Jeremy comparetto October 17, 2008
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compressor

Compressor refers to the Mercedes-Benz SLK-Class as a luxury roadster built by the German manufacturer Mercedes-Benz since 1997 with compressor engine.
Pimp C (ugk feat. outcast)

Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover
Money on the dresser, drive a compressor
by esommer February 2, 2008
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Cincinnati Compressor

A combination of the Cleveland steamer and the steam roller. The Cincinatti Compressor is achieved when one forcefully pushes a poo onto another's chest. The 'compressor' clings their backside to the 'compressee's'' chest. While forcing the defecation poo is compressed leaving a dense wad of excretion on the person.
Damn man the Cincinnati Compressor I gave that chick last night left remnants in my ass hair. I guess I should eat more corn.
by The Pimp Smoker (again&again) September 19, 2009
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compressticles

Male discomfort typically caused by pants riding up while seated. A portmanteau of compress and testicle. Often relieved by standing and either bouncing the balls or general shaking.
He exclaims while standing and giving his genitals a bounce: "sitting in this chair gives me compressticles!"
by longIslandMark April 23, 2009
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Compressorea

A STD that is contracted from people who do it with compressors. You know who you are.

It is the compressor version of ghonerea.
Look Stacey is walking around with a compressor, she probably has compressorea.
by Theresa Green May 22, 2010
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Comprestand

Comprestand, to understand and comprehend at the same time. Meant to rid the English Language of confusion between understand and comprehend.
A. "I think I understand and comprehend what your saying."
B. "You fully comprestand my statement."
by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 20, 2020
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