cosmowing

(koz-moh-ing) verb. the act of leveling or cutting down grass with a mowing machine while consuming a cocktail made of vodka, Tripple Sec and cranberry juice.

Martin will be late for the picnic. He will arrive after he is finished cosmowing.

by djFargo April 26, 2010

commiting a Fallony

v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.

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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"

I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.

by gnostic 2 April 13, 2014

commodity

Any good or service offered as a product for sale on the market.

"That piece of art was brilliant until that company bought it out and sold it as an overpriced commodity."

by cavagrotti May 16, 2006

Commodium

Any anti-diarrheal medication.

I've got the runs - go to the pharmacy and get me some "commodium".

by wordinventorbob September 22, 2013

Hot Commodity

A person who is not only very attractive but also have an attractive personality that makes everyone want to be around them. Most of the time they throw really good parties or are the life of a party.

Girl 1: "Oh my god Ryan is so cute. You think I should ask him out?"

Girl 2: "You can try but he is a hot commodity. Everyone wants that so take a number."

by The Other Perspective January 21, 2011

commodity

Minority male/female that has no kids, never been married, doesn't live with girlfriend/boyfriend, has more than a G.E.D, who can pay his/her owed debts (okay credit),is over the age of 24, and who is desirable in looks as well as personality.

There are no celeb's that I can think of that would qualify as a commodity.

by Hollywud November 14, 2006

Commiting a Cruz

The act where you blow a game a game of 8 ball pool when you have the black ball left to sink

Fred: OH NO!!!
John: What?
Fred: IM Commiting A Cruz!!!
John: Lol xD

by 8 ball player September 4, 2019