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confidence is sexy.
confidence is sexy.
confidence is sexy.
by absolut attitude May 13, 2005
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Jeep Confidence

The confidence one obtains by driving in a Jeep when you normally lack that in an everyday social setting. The biggest losers can ride in a Jeep and still obtain coolness just by the Jeep association. Giving the Jeep wave, head nod, and smile to passing Jeeps also helps you gain that extra cool confidence one normally lacks.
Eddie had Jeep confidence and was able to pick up some girls sipping Coca-Cola slurpies at the local 7-11 while getting gas. With that Jeep confidence he used the pick up line "So you wanna GO TOPLESS in my Jeep," and to his surprise they took off thier tops and jumped in. Wow! Jeep confidence works magic in scoring with the oppiste sex!
by Cassaboo October 20, 2005
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Random Stranger Confidence Syndrome

RSCS is a condition which causes a person to reveal a highly personal secret or factoid without provocation to another with whom they are not formerly acquainted in order to relieve the guilt complex accompanied with harbouring said secret/factoid. Most often, this takes place during innocuous social interaction, such as a client/clerk rapport, waiting at a transit stop or in line at a government services office.
A typical scenario where Random Stranger Confidence Syndrome is exhibited:

Commuter #1: Excuse me, do you have the time?

Commuter #2: It is 8:23. The bus is running a little slow today.

Commuter #1: Damn, I'm going to be late for work. I should have called in sick today and stayed home with the nanny to carry on our illicit affair. My wife would kill me if she ever found out.

Commuter #2: Oh look, here comes the bus. Nice chatting with you!
by Corey McCutcheon June 26, 2008
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Confidence Poo

(Adjective) A "wipe-less" poo that you are confident needs no wiping. The kind of poo that does not cause any mess or distress of the anal sphincter.
Just had a confidence poo, saved some money on toilet paper there.
by Wheres_my_wig March 19, 2011
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confidence antler

Its something like a willie bar.

pronounced: itssomtinlikeawillibar (red neck accent)
Man 1: Hey Ray, we gave your ride a confidence antler
Ray: oooo itssomtinlikeawillibar!!
by dudedungen October 21, 2011
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Digital Confidence

Proactive dating to get acquainted digitally before actually meeting. Unusual, yes. Creepy, no.
Rob displayed digital confidence by posting on the wall of "the ultimate girl's night out" searching to meet a woman digitally before meeting them at the actual event. You know, so any awkwardness is avoided.
by Dating Expert March 26, 2012
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Cyber Confidence

Also known as Cyber Confidence Disorder, CCD is a diagnosable disease where the patient is confident enough while in cyberspace to communicate with an individual, but when confronted in person fails to meet social expectation - freezing up and not saying a word.
Guy 1: "I have this friend in class right, n she's a real top sort of chick but she's definately has CCD - and only ever talks to me on facebook chat"
Guy 2: "Shit man, Cyber Confidence is a bitch, she really needs to take her meds."
by eClif May 2, 2010
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