Comey Memo

Contemporaneous notes or emails drafted immediately after a one-on-one conversation or meeting with an untrustworthy person who you expect will later lie about what was said in that conversation, and which are stored for future reference, to be possibly used at trial or in other official proceedings.

Holy shit! The boss just asked me to do some shady, unethical things. I need to send a 'Comey memo' to myself in case they later try to throw me under the bus for following through.

by Zayander November 18, 2019

comey notes

Making detailed reports on weird or untruthful encounters for later use.

C'mon baby, you're imagining it.

Shut the fuck up, asshole, I've got the Comey notes.

by Shuaman May 17, 2017

comey

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you are such a Comey

by your.secret.admirer August 17, 2019

Comeyed

Concluding an investigation of a political candidate, by finding the subject to be beyond legal reproach, but using the opportunity to question the subject's qualifications for the office she holds or seeks, and in a self-aggrandizing way.

President Biden was Comeyed by Special Prosecutor Hur at the conclusion of the classified documents investigation.

by ninefoursixfour February 8, 2024

Pulling a comey

"Pulling a Comey":
Getting run over by the bus that you are trying to push someone else under.

"Pulling a Comey":
Getting run over by the bus that you are trying to push someone else under.

by Spotless Rod May 3, 2020