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columbine vore cult

I’ve never been to this school, but dear god. The Columbine High School Mascot has the fattest ass I’ve ever seen. I would kill to vore his sweet, juicy ass. Every day I walk by and dream of shrinking him done to the smallest size I can, and voring his tasty ass. god, it’s the only thing that I care about anymore. I left my wife because I don’t love her as much as I love the Columbine High School Mascot. Karen, if you see this, I don’t regret my choices.
by kÿle June 6, 2019
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Columbia Hype

The area surrounding 14th and Irving Streets NW in Washington, DC, around the Columbia Heights Metro station. Big business development in this neighborhood has resulted in a dramatic transformation similar to that of nearby, suburban "Silver Sprung." Also known as Columbia Bites, Columbia Whites, Columbia Heightened, and Columbia.
A: "Where is there a Cinnabon around here?"
B: "In Columbia Hype."

A: "I need an extension cord, but I just moved to DC and my local hardware store feels so unfamiliar."
B: "Just go to Columbia Hype. Their Target or Best Buy will feel just like the one back home."
by Magda Nakassis April 26, 2008
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colohottie

A girlish man, with semi-decent fashion sense who tans and waxes more than any girl should. He likes to be seen without a shirt on, making stupid kissy faces. A colohottie is one who will lead on any girl in a 2000 mile radius. He lies way too much, and is as moody as a girl on her period. His Stickam shows he is friends with lots of girls, but believe me, he isn't getting any tonight. He wears his waxed up hair in a bun at night, and wears a shower cap by day. If someone messes with his hair and/or eyebrows, he must shower in that shit.
Dude, that was SO uncolohottie.
by Uncolohottie1 May 6, 2008
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Columbine

Something Marilyn Manson shouldn't be blamed for.
Idiot: Marilyn Manson started the Columbine massacre!
Me: Eric and Dylan didn't even like Manson.
by Duayna October 8, 2007
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Columbian Lip Smacker

The act of taking a shit in a girl's mouth, then proceeding to receive a blowjob from said girl.
Yo Carla gave me a Columbian Lip Smacker last night and let me tell you it was kinkyyyy.
by Blumpkinlover553 December 5, 2016
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Add an extra column

This term is reserved for supervisors who you as a subordinate brief your way out of a jam on an excel spreadsheet. This can be most conviently described as when you are giving a briefing of some sort, like on an excel spreadsheet. And when you explain or brief your way out of a problem. The supervisor or boss will just add an extra column and you then fucked again.
What the fuck man? I thought you had briefed your way out of that jam. Yeah me too until that asshat pulled out the add an extra column to the spreadsheet. Yeah I know he did pull out the ball bag musket on you.
by pantyteamaster October 21, 2010
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Dirty Columbus

The act of having an STD and knowingly has sexual intercourse with another man or woman without disclosing this information to them.
Much like when the Europeans came to America, bringing their diseases and wiping out native populations, this act has the potential to cause an STD to spread to multiple people before it was discovered.
I had sex with Mike two months ago, and now I have herpes. I think he did a Dirty Columbus on me. Now my husband Jon has herpes, and he wants to divorce me. Fucking Mike!
by Nutzen YerMouf June 9, 2017
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