A sex move where the male attaches a lit firecracker onto the head of his penis. Then proceeds to insert his penis along with the firecracker into a woman’s anus. Thus causing the woman’s anus an colon to explode.
Brodie, last night I had to take some chick to the ER after I did the craziest Explosive Colonoscopy.
by braindead September 8, 2018
Get the Explosive Colonoscopymug. The gym teacher and I performed a hillbilly colonoscopy, and now my asshole burns. At least I’m not constipated anymore.
by MPCSniperPug August 26, 2024
Get the Hillbilly colonoscopymug. When someone you know takes a pressure washer and points it up your butt. This is not so affective and is not recommended because of the lack of hygeine. Well at least if you did have cancer it's all over the concrete now.
(Usually used if too lazy to go to the doctor)
(Usually used if too lazy to go to the doctor)
by LandCan April 20, 2018
Get the homemade colonoscopymug. I can't believe you remembered our childhood phone number...it's like you performed a mental colonoscopy.
by Ed Norton 1313 February 17, 2017
Get the mental colonoscopymug. by TheSusWordNerd March 15, 2022
Get the colonoscopymug. When a stranger walks into your part of the woods and you proceed to cover your penis with mud,twigs,and dip. Then reach for their colon via anal while yee yeeing to the top of your lungs
by Eskegit May 27, 2021
Get the Backwoods Colonoscopymug. A government colonoscopy is when you arrange for the ATF, the IRS, and unemployment to investigate your abusive ex, since you couldn't get him arrested for abuse, hopefully he will be arrested for tax fraud or illegally owning a firearm or abusing unemployment during COVID.
Did you ever get Killian to stop stalking you?
I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
I ordered a government colonoscopy for him. He has bigger problems now.
by Siouxsie Supertramp September 30, 2023
Get the government colonoscopymug.