Reverse Colonoscopy

When having anal sex, the male pulls out rapidly causing your rectum to go inside out.

last night my boyfriend and I had anal sex and he gave me a reverse colonoscopy

by Jeakes January 31, 2023

panamanian colonoscopy

when a man has one of the prostitutes he knocked up get an abortion.

damn it ernesto's girl has to get a panamanian colonoscopy

by tobacco joe September 19, 2009

Explosive Colonoscopy

A sex move where the male attaches a lit firecracker onto the head of his penis. Then proceeds to insert his penis along with the firecracker into a woman’s anus. Thus causing the woman’s anus an colon to explode.

Brodie, last night I had to take some chick to the ER after I did the craziest Explosive Colonoscopy.

by braindead September 8, 2018

mental colonoscopy

digging a memory from deep inside the cerebral cortex...almost like pulling it out of your rectum

I can't believe you remembered our childhood phone number...it's like you performed a mental colonoscopy.

by Ed Norton 1313 February 17, 2017

homemade colonoscopy

When someone you know takes a pressure washer and points it up your butt. This is not so affective and is not recommended because of the lack of hygeine. Well at least if you did have cancer it's all over the concrete now.
(Usually used if too lazy to go to the doctor)

Hey, my mom just did a Homemade Colonoscopy on me. Feels great to be cancer free.

by LandCan April 20, 2018

Backwoods Colonoscopy

When a stranger walks into your part of the woods and you proceed to cover your penis with mud,twigs,and dip. Then reach for their colon via anal while yee yeeing to the top of your lungs

Time for your backwoods colonoscopy

by Eskegit May 27, 2021

Hillbilly colonoscopy

When someone pisses in someone else's asshole.

The gym teacher and I performed a hillbilly colonoscopy, and now my asshole burns. At least I’m not constipated anymore.

by MPCSniperPug August 26, 2024