Cryptocolonialism – A new breed of wealthy individuals that have amassed a fortune through cryptocurrency trading and mining that seek to re-domicile for advantageous tax treatment while unleashing their new found resources for purported positive impact.
More often than not Cryptocolonialists hail from San Francisco and exhibit that unique glitter pony unchecked optimism and fervor emblematic of the Singularity espousing technocrats endemic to the region. The naiveté of this movement is both endearing and makes you want to strangle Bambi at the same time. The positivity and assuredness of this demographic's ability to affect change is as strong and palpable as the spirit of the frontiersman in the days of Manifest Destiny when they so righteously slaughtered in the name of progress.
More often than not Cryptocolonialists hail from San Francisco and exhibit that unique glitter pony unchecked optimism and fervor emblematic of the Singularity espousing technocrats endemic to the region. The naiveté of this movement is both endearing and makes you want to strangle Bambi at the same time. The positivity and assuredness of this demographic's ability to affect change is as strong and palpable as the spirit of the frontiersman in the days of Manifest Destiny when they so righteously slaughtered in the name of progress.
Crypto-colonialism is alive and well in Puerto Rico where droves of Crypto-colonialists are flocking to reimagine and resettle the island in a fashion similar to Burning Man and San Francisco in all of their glory.
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Friend B: I don't know. It looks good, but I'm still cloonical.
Friend B: I don't know. It looks good, but I'm still cloonical.
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(noun) a person (esp. of the male persuasion) who wears excessive amounts of cologne on a regular basis.
Etymology: Stems from "colonialist".
Etymology: Stems from "colonialist".
by Dushkin November 14, 2006
Get the colognialist mug.A semi-nice high school located in Virginia Beach, VA. Much nicer then Cox. The kids at FC are much more down to earth and don't act like assholes. There are definitely not as many rich, stuck up snobs, and less drugs. All together its a pretty chill school, and when you tell people you graduated from there, they wont look down at you (contrary to graduating from cox).
FC student 1- Hey dude, i got with hilary last night
FC student 2- Nice man, good for you
FC student 1- Blah blah blah cox is lamer then first colonial high school
FC student 2- Nah man, its just some of the kids there, don't blame the school, blame the stuck up douches who go there
FC student 2- Nice man, good for you
FC student 1- Blah blah blah cox is lamer then first colonial high school
FC student 2- Nah man, its just some of the kids there, don't blame the school, blame the stuck up douches who go there
by 1@n que November 14, 2010
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by The Colonel December 2, 2003
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Get the colonial wig mug.On my trip to Austrialia last year, if they drove on the other side of the road I'd think I was back home in America -- a perfect example of Coca-Colonialism!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2013
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