LFC_Colman

The sexiest Mofo on Twitter. Has incredible ball knowledge

Omg @LFC_Colman your so sexy

by I short February 11, 2021

Commander Lexa

Boss Ass Bitch Perfection

Commander Lexa is the commander of my heart

by commanderofyourheart March 28, 2015

Ronnie Coleman

Ronnie Coleman is the most majestic man in existence. He is no unpreceivably muscualr and vuluptous if you dont get a boner while looking at this man your dick just doesn't work. It's not evena sexual thing its just your dick acknowledging the alpha male in the room.

Ronnie Coleman:*while deadlift Saturn's rings* LIGHT WEIGHT BABYYY..... YEAHH BUDDAY

by Babatundedid911 April 6, 2020

Commander Eyebrows

A commanding officer, usually in the military, with outstanding eyebrows.

Commander Erwin's eyebrows are on fleek today. No wonder people call him Commander Eyebrows.

by TheEmo April 26, 2015

Commander Shepard

A former Spectre who has recently taken to swindling shopkeepers into giving him discounts.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.

by thegoddamnsiege October 22, 2010

Cafe commander

One who feigns a knowledge of the military.

Trevor is a regular cafe commander, saying what the generals should do!

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

sweater commando

The act of wearing a sweater without an undershirt. This unorthodox practice is normally observed amongst women but can be seen on men as well.

Look at that girls cleavage!

I love when she goes sweater commando.

by Kpeng January 5, 2017