confucktion

the clusterfuck created by construction zones

"theres a construction sign ahead"
" this is gonna be a confucktion"

by fadedredwing May 14, 2009

confucked

when you’re fucking confused and barely know what your life is anymore

i’m so confucked right now honestly

by okden April 11, 2020

confuckinfused

beyond confused.

i'm so confuckinfused.

by exoskeleton productions. January 19, 2009

Clofuckis

Catching Hepatitis while in the act of coitus inside of a clothing changing room. More common with white boys with a small penis and asian girls who thinks drinking orange juice prevents pregnancy. Hepatitis B is especially caught after you are cheating on your girlfriend.

Matheus Leao Moreira is a Clofuckis

by You'relonesomecowboyburt October 14, 2020

comfuck

(v)
To use shitty internet service, cable service, and insanely high prices to utterly fuck customers up the ass.

(syn)
comcast
comcastic
comcastrophe
comcasted

*gets diconnected from CoD4* Shit, I just got comfucked!

by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008

Confuckulated

1) bad
2) confusing

That's confuckulated

by Tara February 16, 2004

confuckery

a twisted group of objects, people or places that do not fit together

Trying to organize a karaoke contest and a naked midget twister showdown resulted in complete confuckery.

Setting up two different sound systems on the playa usually results in audio confuckery; so turn the Disco Duck off, already.

by Mark D'Antonio January 9, 2009