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Coffeegrinder

to wipe your crusty ass, take the crumbs and put them on someone's forehead. Then grind the crumbs by smacking your penis against their forehead repeatively.
She's hott, she's really hott, she is coffeegrinding hott!
by Anonymous March 20, 2004
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coffeecat

someone who interrupts the process of reading a book, magazine, newspaper, etc., often by climbing into your lap or nudging you with their head.
i was sitting calmly, reading "Freakonomics," when I was rudely interrupted by a coffeecat.
by rockthetandem June 29, 2007
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Coffeemate

Noun. A cutsey, nonbinary term for a significant other who is obsessed with coffee and dislikes the term date mate and is too soon for the term partner.
Hello, this is my coffeemate, (name).
by VictorySea January 25, 2021
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coffeetarian

Etymology: coffee + -arian
Function: noun
1 - A firm believer in the power of coffee.
Call me a coffeetarian, but decaf is just another word for dirty water.
by Mireru December 28, 2007
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Coffeeer

Of or being more like Coffee than just regular Coffee. This includes adding large amounts of sugar, cream, and other additives.
As opposed to a regular hot cup of freshly brewed coffee, A coffee that is coffeeer has large amounts of cream, sugar, and other additives. This can be achieved by adding at least 4 large spoonfuls of sugar, artificial or natural, more than 5 regular cream packets, and possibly any other additive, such as a mix of some sort.
by Karl Brower June 11, 2006
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coffee art

Art made from instant coffee, the coffee is brewed to 3 different strengths creating 3 shades of brown. It is then used as paint to create sepia toned works of art. It is quickly becoming a popular art form championed by Linda Finstad who has created over 1000 coffee paintings. you can see examples at www.famouscoffeeartist.com
Coffee art is perfect for artists who like to sip and dip their paintbrush into their coffee.
by Famous Coffee Artist August 11, 2022
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coffeebot

A robot dedicated to brewing and/or drinking coffee. See also urn; drip coffee maker; percolator.
Hey, coffeebot, I'll take a regular house brew.
by coffeebot February 22, 2008
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