Cocomelons

What they call huge boobs in the Philippines.

Olyria Roy, the instagram model from Moscow, Russia, has a wonderful pair of Cocomelons.

by launcestonelliot September 24, 2021

Cocomelon

The worst channel on youtube. Featuring:
Cringe nursery rhymes
Half hour long videos
The whole channel is just uncomfortable to watch.

Needless to say it is threatening pewdiepie's position as most subscribed youtuber as well, which is unacceptable.

Gamers, gather your forces, this will be a tough war.

What you can do in this holy war against blasphemous Cocomelon:
Dislike the videos
Leave spam comment on the videos
Post a rick roll in the comments section
Report the videos for spam
Block them
Spread the word so that more parents can be freed from this stupidity
If for any reason cocomelon is recommended to you block it to state your firm opinion to the algorithm.
I am planning to put add on mtr telling people to unsub to cocomelon and sub to pewdiepie, both advertisement style and propaganda style

by A dying goat June 22, 2020

Cocomelon

A magical show on YouTube and Netflix that hypnotizes small children and occupies them long enough for their parents to sneak off and fuck.

Mom: Should I put on Cocomelon? 😉
Dad: I'll grab the lube.

Mom: Thank God for Cocomelon!

by Aphrodora May 11, 2021

coomer

A name typically seen in the boarda of 4chan. A coomer is someone who is addicted to pornography and masturbation to the point where their whole life is affected by it. Coomers' life orbits around excessive masturbation and often affects their personal relationships.

John: Why didn't you show up at class?

Kyle: I was horny and decided to stay home and jerk off.

John: Damn, did 4chan turn you into a coomer? It will start affecting your grades.

by POLACK September 4, 2020

cocomelen

a youtube channel for 3-year-old and is 3rd in the would

sub to Pewdipie

cocomelen is ceiling gang bruv

by Robofin June 17, 2020

Coomer

A coomer is someone who excessively mastubates for the dopamine rush and the sense of fullfillment. Usually masturbates up to seven times a day,

Mohamed Kaid is a coomer.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Coomer

Person who lives or depends on the pleasure of orgasming multiple times a day, generally being a sad degenerate person.

Twitch streamer by the name of Hasanabi is a Coomer, aka 9 /11 Andy or Poo Poo Piker.

by Chief__Keef November 18, 2019