cockaroni

Noun. American. 2005.

Synonym for jackass tool dickhead doofus ass clown or any other similar perjorative term meant to indicate an individual, typically male, who lacks intelligence, hipness, or is otherwise notably out of step with immediate social norms.

"Did you see that guy squeel his tires in the parking lot as he peeled out for the JV softball girls? What a total fucking cockaroni, dude."

by Marty March 9, 2005

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cocktagon

The imaginary perimeter around a male that defines a fight or fuck decision. Similar to cock-circle. When someone crosses the cocktagon, it's on. You're either fucken or fighting.

Ashley entered my cocktagon, and she couldn't walk for a week. When Jason entered my cocktagon, he couldn't see for a week.

by 7 inch cocktagon March 18, 2016

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Cockaganda

When a woman finds herself in such a difficult situation that her only option is to turn to cock (or sexual intercourse) for relief.

Julia: You did WHAT with him?!
Alice: Uh.. yeah...
Julia: Just because you lost your job?!
Alice: Well, yeah. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Julia: THAT'S COCKAGANDA!

by Coocootrain July 17, 2009

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cockarona

The dance a man does when hes scratching his balls

I was doing the cockarona in the kitchen and my mom got really pissed at me.

by Big booty pianos April 15, 2020

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Chuckwagon

When in the midst of sexual intercourse from behind the girl poops on the dudes dick.

Man I got chuckwagoned last night and had to buy new sheets.
I hope I don't get a chuckwagon again I have been cleaning poop out of my pubes for days.

by ballydude May 11, 2009

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