cobwaffler

A person who regularly receives ejaculated semen directly on the face. Can be used as an insult and/or a term of endearment.

A cobwaffler rarely needs to moisturize.

by Lovahhh July 15, 2003

Cockwaddle

When a person is walks like a penguin that is antoxicated🍻🍺🍷🍸🍹🍾

Stop walking like a cockwaddle

by Penguin5624 February 17, 2017

Cock waffle

The way you call someone who is such a fucking whore who gets krabbs

Jacob bagget is a fucking cock waffle.

by That waffle June 5, 2018

Cockwattle

1.A very loose, baggy scrotum, common in decrepit old men.
2.the condition of exceptionally droopy balls during periods of extreme heat and humidity. The very opposite of the walnut shell-like condition yielded by a dip in the pool.

I was a the hospital the other day, and saw an old man with a cockwattle hanging below his gown.

by tymac January 13, 2008

Cock waffle

Being a fan of a very disliked team.

Bob: Aye, mate. George is a fan of the St. Louis Blues.

Jack: Oh, what a cock waffle that George is.

by Waffles4lyfe April 28, 2019

cockwaffel

The act of slapping ones cock on anothers face.

Gidda cockwaffeld his wife in the face after she refused to open her mouth.

by Orr Productions November 6, 2006

Office Cock Waffle

A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.

Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!

by FlyingSquirrel2018 January 5, 2018