cockthruster

To replace children's films in a neighborhood videostore with porno movies

The local PTA are going to freak out when they discover we cockthrustered all the Barney and Teletubbie videos at Hollywood Video

by djslut September 20, 2005

Cocktus

A penis surrounded by pricky, stubbly pubic hair.

He needs to shave again - his cocktus is killing me.

by McMunchie April 13, 2008

Cocktupuss

definition; (noun) the ratio of cock to vagina in any given situation

Used in a sentence

"The cocktupuss at that party last night was amazing"

by DJ E-Clipse August 9, 2009

cocktapus

a very rare marine creature that instead of 8 long tenticles has 8 long cocks, each more than capable of performing in a variety of sexual situations.

This creature was labeled as extinct in the late 20th Century, but scientists have routinely observed it in it's natural habitat. Google it up, preferably while at work and with your supervisor(s)looking on, (it will show them how smart you are).

The cocktapus awoke this morning to find it almost drowned overnight in a sea of gism due to 8 consecutive wet dreams.

I brought my pet cocktapus into my urologist's office the other day and he passed out when he saw it.

What the hell?? Seriously what the hell is this???

by Skidmark McGee March 10, 2007

Cocktapussy

A giant Vagina With Eight Penis Tentacles.

"IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY HOLD ON TO YOUR VIRGINITY!"

"OH NO IT'S A COCKTAPUSSY PLUG YOUR HOLES AND HIDE YOUR POLES!!!"

by Cocktapussy August 15, 2012

cocktapus

a person with eight penises

Matt has eight penises. That means that he is one of the rare cocktapus

by Asian Thunder December 15, 2008

Cactipus

A mythical creature that is a mix between a cactus and a octopus. It has 8 legs and a bunch of little prickles on it. Quite Genius.

JFK was not assassinated by a man, no it was much worse, he was attacked by a wild Cactipus! He didnt have much hope for survival and they used the "assassination" excuse to cover up all the evidence.

by I CAN Belive Its Not Butter January 13, 2009