Cockstoned

Fucking a bong or other paraphernalia

Dude i was so high and bored that i got cockstoned and fucked the ol' 3 footer

by Digging8inchesdeep December 6, 2006

cockston

the same meaning of cock, dick

Joey Jordison: "Some weird fucking thing covering my cockston"

by vacuslipknot April 11, 2008

cockstorming

Cockstorming is a group creativity technique designed to generate a large number of bullshits for the solution of a problem.

cockstorming, a brain session to solve one's flatulency

by cockstorming May 6, 2009

Cockslop

1. n. bullshit, hogwash, balderdash, counterfuck

2. n. an exclamation that describes a disgusting substance

"Don't give me that cockslop!" (def 1)

"Don't give me that cockslop!" (def 2)

by Fuck-Nev-Itch October 18, 2011

cocktopus

A cocktopus is a creature that is so much of a dicks and/or douchebag that it has the power of eight dicks and/or douchebags.

Alternate meaning: A creature that eats the grey matter of dicks and/or douchebags and swims in the empty cavity left. If left unattended to more dickness and/or douchebaggedness may occur.

That jerk that cut me off on the road was a giant cocktopus.

My ex had a giant cocktopus eating his brain so I left his ass.

by HerpesOnToast May 13, 2010

cockstomp

When someone cockblocks you so hard it's almost as if they have taken your cock and stomped on it with cleats.

-He actually cockblocked me three times over the course of the weekend.

-Dang. That sounds more like a cockstomp to me.

by Nordic Semen December 1, 2009

Cockstomping

v. The most extreme form of cock block.

Bro, Cesar was cockstomping all over Adam last night... with Nikki's shoes. It was heinous.

by azola July 25, 2010