cocksided

Hell, its almost sideways. Or maybe off-centre. Off-center? Who knows.

*When examining a painting.* Hm... No, no, that's cocksided.

by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

Cockside Burger

The cringey ass nigga chef sticks his raw dick into the burger and chops the corners off like your lunch lady in elementary school and serves the burger sideways like a nigga hot dog and his dick is left in the burger.

This nigga out here really made me eat this cockside burger right side up.

by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019

CockGlider

When a man is failing to insert his penis inside a woman. He will ask the woman to insert it for him.

"OMG Last night i had to cockglider Jason"

by Glider January 13, 2013

cockspice

A euphemism for come. Usually invoked when the scent of that salty goo is in the air. Some trees emit a similar smell, particularly the ginkgo. Such groves can be termed a "cockspice forest".

Walking through the park today was like strolling through a cockspice forest.

by mista J November 7, 2008

cockshiner

The result of banging just that little bit too hard.

Alex "What's that mark?"
Devlin "I got myself a right good cockshiner. I guess my missus is stronger than she looks."

by Amy 'i like puzzles' September 4, 2005

cockrider

To some, this could be a male or female who aimlessly likes to "ride someones cock, or penis" in a rough, or hardcore fashion. These cockriders do this several times a day, and get alot of pleaseure out of doing so.

Man 1- Hey you know that bitch Patty?
Man 2- Yeah I've hit that dog.
Man 1- No shit playa?
Man 2- Yeah the otherday we fucked, and when I thought it was over the bitch wanted it again and again
Man 1- Boy that slut Patty sure is a cockrider, wanting the cock that much in 1 day.

by Da Mothership III December 9, 2008

cockspice forest

A grove of pyrus calleryana (Callery pear), which produce beautiful, dainty white flowers. Unfortunately, these trees emit trimethylamine and dimethylamine, suffusing the area with the distinct smell of human cum each spring.

The Moses Brown School campus is beautiful, but beware of visiting when the pyrus calleryana is in bloom; you may suddenly find yourself fighting back retches, lost in a cockspice forest.

by ThevRDM December 9, 2018