cocksnap

A term used by immature individuals hoping to gain notoriety at someone else's expense. Most commonly used among elite members of a community who are often looked up to
by the people they mercilessly mock.

Example 1: "The fact that 'Cocksnap' has a name but nobody uses it is disturbing."

Example 2: "So-and-so asked 'cocksnap' to enter a contest just so they could make fun."

Example 3: "Somebody made a myspace page to make fun of 'cocksnap'".

Example 4: "That long-running joke about 'cocksnap' is tainting the scene."

Examples 5: "People who call her 'cocksnap' are cowards hiding behind their social clique."

Example 6: "Nothing 'cocksnap' does justifies the extreme cruelty exhibited by the clique."

by Not All Seattle Lindy Hoppers Are Assholes. March 12, 2008

Cockspew

A fountain of ignorant and unfounded claims, made by those whose opinions should be utterly void.

That bullshit about Obama's birth certificate was a sack of cockspew.

by Joclemen June 30, 2013

cockssage

Cockssage (propounced :çock-sar-j) is a massage given with a cock instead of the hands

A massage given with a cock (pens) used to deliver the massage directly to the area of the cockssageè (person receiving the cockssage) instead of other more traditional techniques such as massage given with the hands.

Guees what Dave,? She said I gave her the best cockssage she ever had . I guess my technique is improving or it might have been the viagra. I'm not sure

by Jason Veenman May 20, 2019

cockslap

to whip out your crank and slap a bitch across the dick-sucker with it.

"I just love to cockslap BJ's mom"

by MacMcCarty18 October 13, 2006

cockspert

a Cocktail expert

a slightly less douchy term for a mixologist

Mixologist is so pretentious. I'm a cockspert.

by komandant_dom February 13, 2021

cocksnap

Scientific term: The tearing of the erectile tissue in the penis. This may rupture the vas deferens, thus causing impotence and infertility.
Most commonly used as an insult to those who are iritating f**ks!

1."F**k off Adam you cocksnap!"
2."Adam, if you don't stop being an arrogant knob, I'll give you a cocksnap!"

by camdaddy November 30, 2004

Cockslap

The most humiliating act a man could ever give. Should you be the unlucky victim of a cockslap, especially when you're sleeping, the best advice is to kill yourself.

"Haha, I gave you a cockslap you when you were sleeping, and filmed it!"

by Chris Ioakim December 10, 2008