Cockedness

A cocky attitude; an attitude that drips with cockyness; Having or exuding a certain confidence. (assuredness, cockyness)

That guy at the bar needs to stop with the cockedness, he's makes me want to yell.

by Muddyone April 14, 2010

cockstage

being held in captivity in order to willingly have sex with another person. Used for both female and male situations, as holding a man captive to have sex is already defined as "awesome."

My boyfriend won't let me leave the house, he's holding me cockstage.

I feel like all I ever do is stay home and bone; I'm being held cockstage.

by KCF1591 December 9, 2010

cockwadge

A term coined to define a person who is capable of exceeding all expectations of being a cock.

now tell me i didnt coin the word cockwadge, cockwadge...

by BB Smizzle April 25, 2008

COCKLODGE

A "COCKLODGE" is a place where a cock is inserted or placed

Hey bitch your mouth is a COCKLODGE

by THATSPRIVATEUCOCKLODGE!! July 29, 2009

cocksessed

The obsession of a mans penis. Applicable for females (And Males), if you're into that kind of thing. When all you do is love a good dick. A familiar dick though. When all that matters is you and his lovin'. When that becomes your moral compass in life. Cocksession however has been known to be the foundation for long lasting, happy, committed , healthy relationship...aaaand some times not.

I never really knew how cocksessed I've become with him. It ain't love but it'll do! Cocksession got me rolling my eyes to see heaven at the back of my head, girl. Love ain't shit.

by @shmindian November 22, 2014

Cockbadger

A swear word that comes from the south west of England, a cockbadger is a derogatory term for someone that derives sexual pleasure from masturbating to nature documentaries.

e.g

Lucy, don't be a cockbadger while my parents are here, you know they look down on it.

My ex girlfriend broke up with me because I was a cockbadger. What a bitch.

See also furry Squirrelsquisher Bunnybummer

by CockBadger69 May 23, 2016

Cockbedextrous

A cock equally at home in traps one, two or three.

Alphonce: Hey dude my bitch wanted it in every hole last night.
Neil: wow, how did you manage that ?
Alphonse: easy man, I'm cockbedextrous, satisfaction guaranteed !!

by Shaftwerk May 24, 2017