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cockrocker 3000

Harry Potter's first "broom"
Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"

Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."
by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007
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Cocksucketti

You fucking cocksucketti!
by TheAngryGamer July 15, 2020
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Cock pocket (game)

A fun game for men, originating from Devon UK, each member of the group will individuay approach the unsuspecting cockpocketee and try to slip his penis, unnoticed into said pocket, thereby winning a drink from the rest of the cockpocketers.
Cock pocket (game) that grockle : "Eeer, Dave, the grockle, eees been cock pocketed" mines a pint me ansom!

Slip a penis in a pocket without being sussed out.
by Cockpocketeer March 17, 2020
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Cock Pocket

A vagina or other female orifice for the male penis
Lets go fill our cock pockets (pick up men)
by Jim Thomsen August 4, 2006
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cocksocket

A girl's asshole--typically a girl with a very attractive butt.
Stephanie has such a nice little ass--I'd like to stretch her sweet little cocksocket.
by Steph M. August 1, 2007
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cocknockery

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.
I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!
by Crusher March 31, 2005
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Cocknocker

Derives from the Silent Bob character and popularised by the rusty joystick forums troll called neomonk. Has a growing popularity to mean someone who trolls forums for the purpose of upsetting and annoying people. Also prone to pseudo intellectual comments and a self obsession with own opinions
Neomonk stop behaving like such a cocknocker - its not big, its not hard (rather like your genitals really)
by steven hamilton-healey February 18, 2005
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