While wearing crocodile or alligator skinned pants and while pissing you pulled the zipper up too fast and got your cock stuck inside it also still pissing but now bleeding, too.
I gave myself an incidental "Cockodile fly trap" while taking a leak the other day and it hurt really bad!
by EatItAndLikeIt October 8, 2017
Get the Cockodile Fly Trap mug.The Cockodile Hunter is not your typical gay male. His excitement level when he is meat gazing for COCK causes an excitement similar to when Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter seen a Croc.
Me: Hey Roger what's going on?
Roger: Oh nothing just out meat gazing
Me: Oh Ok
Roger: (Spots some street meet) Crikey! Look At The Size of That COCK !
Me: Well Roger if that's what you're in to.
Me: Hey Roger what's going on?
Roger: Oh nothing just out meat gazing
Me: Oh Ok
Roger: (Spots some street meet) Crikey! Look At The Size of That COCK !
Me: Well Roger if that's what you're in to.
My friend Roger who is gay is quite The Cockodile Hunter. When Roger spots COCK he can hardly contain himself.
by Back Door Bandit June 21, 2019
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Tanya shagged twelve different men in one evening. Tanya is a cockocidal maniac. Yep, loves that cock...
by Madz141 February 22, 2007
Get the cockocidal maniac mug.A male and female swinger couple where the man gains sexual gratification through watching his partner engaging in sex acts with one or more other males
by Fixer January 2, 2008
Get the cockold mug.(n) Assurance and boldness of an unattractive man who, despite lack of any redeeming qualities or personal hygiene, is arrogent and abusive due entirely to the size of his larger-than-average penis. These men should be avoided. Cockfidence is not directly proportional to sexual prowess.
Due to his cockfidence, the short, ugly and abusive troll Bryan has slept with many attractive women who should be out of his league.
by Prantzell March 15, 2010
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n.
a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.
n.
a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.
Andy: "I really fucked up today"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"
by Mike Beach June 18, 2006
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an irrelevant homo-sapien who tends to repetitively input random insignificant phrases and topics into group discussions. Usually the main subjects of roasting, they thrive off conflict and dwell in distant lands as a means of education. Removal of them from groups leads to an unexpressed inner feeling of absence and depression within other members.
Origin : Early 21st century: from South Western Sydney English, from cock‘ male chicken with abnormal walking patterns’ + lid ‘top of an object, ’
an irrelevant homo-sapien who tends to repetitively input random insignificant phrases and topics into group discussions. Usually the main subjects of roasting, they thrive off conflict and dwell in distant lands as a means of education. Removal of them from groups leads to an unexpressed inner feeling of absence and depression within other members.
Origin : Early 21st century: from South Western Sydney English, from cock‘ male chicken with abnormal walking patterns’ + lid ‘top of an object, ’
by Dogster20 May 13, 2016
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