cocknose

Originated because sum1 has a nose so steep its a double black ski run, and looks remarkably cock shaped

Tamsin u have a cock nose

by Ben April 13, 2005

cocknose

Cocknose ~ Cock'-nose (Noun)

First spotted in Datchet, Berkshire in 1979, the Cocknose, is a species of homo clearly defined by having a penis in place of a nose.

The young Cocknose is commonly found in the familiar feeding grounds of the Fox but has been known to venture to other drinking locals in the Putney environment.

The Cocknose is quick to anger when playing sport and is renowned for its dry wit.

The mature Cocknose leaves the nest at the age 27 years and migrates to the 'big city'.

by David Bellamy September 12, 2008

cocknose

When you stare at someone, or someone stares or spies on you repeatedly, either checking you out or in a disapproving way.
It can be used to describe the culprit and also what they are doing.

katy: I think we're being cocknosed.
Anna: Yeah i know, it's that cocknose over there, could he be any more cocknosey!
Katy: I know, cocknosers really get my goat.

by Annabombanna July 27, 2006

cocknose

one with a the male reproductive organ (Penis) for a nose

Alf is a cocknose puppet.

by Pervis McNasty February 3, 2005

cocknose

Origantes from the african island of cockshnittzle and means some who has a nose in the shape of a cock

omg, that guys nose is shaped like a cock

by Tim Boulter February 1, 2005

cocknose

sum1 with a huge nose / sum1 hu is a just a wanka and u dnt like atall

alex : jesus my sister is a cocknose
jak : indeed she has a huge nose

by jak April 1, 2005

cocknose

a gobshite or just someone with a nose that looks like a big smelly cock

south side dublin people are all posh cocknoses

by finton May 12, 2006