cocknose

Someone who is a genetic mutant and thus has no penis in the genital area where the legs meet, but actually has a penis for a nose. Smelling can prove rather difficult, because there are no olfactory nerves in a regular penis. Also if you sneeze then you have lots of Kleenexing to do.

You are a stupid cocknose. Plus it's only like 4 inches.

by cocknose October 24, 2002

cocknose

name for someone you work beside that you dont like,and who has a bigger nose than his cock

have you seen cocknose today

by ayechillin May 15, 2006

cocknose

Coknose originated in the early 90's at a butcher shop since we used as an insult to customers, workers and delivery drivers it has been spreading rapidly, cocknose is therefore one of the worlds best and most meaningful insult or word to express your dislike or anger towards someone

.lucas you cocknose you broke the mincer and your cocknose brother cant wash dishes for shit
.why should i pay you? you have been a cocknose all week
.the customer i just served is a cocknose
. mr brouton is a cocknose

by matt rossow May 31, 2006

Cocknose

One whose nose is as big as an erect penis!

Lauren is a cocknose!

by daiseyface January 12, 2007

cocknose

your boss

What a shitty day at work, my boss was such a cocknose

by camel toe February 21, 2003

cocknose

You can use cocknose in a number of situations... Its meaning depends on the context that you use it in. You can use it for someone you dislike, or just as a way to greet someone.

It could also be a well known name for a person in a group that not many people like.

Hes such a cocknose.
Hey Cocknose.
What are you doing today cocknose?
What dya mean you have only got 12p? Cocknose!

by JeanJeMenge December 28, 2005

Cocknosebitch

A person with a cock that is on his/her nose; A bitch; A fag; Barrack Obama.

Barrack Obama is a cocknosebitch.

by Nick filskov January 19, 2009