Cockney Rhyming Slang

A dialect replacing numerous words with phrases that rhyme with the desired outcome, e.g. Dog and Bone = Phone, Trouble and Strife = Wife, Horse and Carriage = Marrage.
Stems from an area in London.
See Also: rhyming slang

Anyway, I was going off to my Pope in Rome, when the old Trouble and Strife's only gone and left the Horse and Carriage and Cat and Mouse and left me a message next to the Dog and Bone on an Alexander the Great up the Apples and Pairs. She's gone of with another fella with a lot of Poppy Red. Made me so Hit List, you know? So I gos and gets meself a Pigs Ear. Not bothered really, just she dragged her huge Kingdom Come off with my Sue Rider!

by regs_ October 28, 2004

Cockem’

A small penis with a large, bulbous bellend.

I was a little disappointed to discover he had a cockem’.

by Eaton Holgoode February 8, 2018

cockneyrhyming

whyed you search this up? did you mean cockney rhyming? no? stupid.

cockneyrhyming when someon spells cockney rhyming wrong
sentance

joe: have you heard of cockneyrhyming?

big fella:are you stupid? did you mean cockney rhyming?

by bread man32 October 14, 2020

cockney

person from london's east end.
rhyming slang used in london's east end

eg: mate = china plate = china
and so mate = china

by bru January 30, 2004

Cockney Wanker

Person of London-sounding accent

"Oi, wainkah, wheres me fackin jellied eels"

"knees ap mavva braaan"

by Stevie October 16, 2003

cockemamy

Silly or foolish.

Psh.. ask Penny, it was her cockemamy idea!!

by Bazinga~ September 25, 2010

cocknesia

1. a condition wherein you forget pertinent facts or have memory loss due to an earth-shattering sexual experience

2. you completely block out the memory of a particularly traumatic sexual experience with a man and his member

Dammit I can't remember the name of the restaurant, but it's not surprising considering the cocknesia I've had since Saturday night's shagfest.

by 'Itten March 31, 2009